February 2012
Professor McGonagall: Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You called her a liar?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
Watch
Watchloveisjustadogfromhell:
No Lies, Just Love - Bright Eyes (Cover)
So please forgive what I have done No you can’t stay mad at the setting sun ‘Cause we all get tired, I mean eventually There is nothing left to do but sleep.
Excellent, as always.
I sure do love spending a saturday listening to depressing songs, waiting for texts, and writing tons of letters to my future self.
FACT: Lesbians were all cats in their past lives.
mishacollinses:
i don’t need friends i’ve got croutons
